Lip Balm Dairies

A couple of weeks ago l raided my best friend s cosmetic bag and boy did l find a life changing lip balm, one that can get you men kind of lip balm. I know it might sound like m stretching the truth little bit but well l am not…JUST GO WITH IT ,it will make sense later .

Picture this, you are putting on your best outfit and looking what Tamar would call snatched and to top it all off you have the best lip balm on and you feeling today l want to meet my ex to show him what he missed. On that particular day you wish that handsome customer /client would show up even if it's just to enquire about something just so he can notice you. However as the law of lip balm ("when one puts one the magic lip balm in anticipating of meeting either an ex or hot new dude neither happens") would have things do go according to plan.

Then comes the law of the supermarket queues it’s a thing guys don’t tell me you have never experienced it.You looking cute and nice with your lip bum on pushing your trolley with three items (please do not judge me).You join the first queue thinking oh this one seems to be moving quick alas it starts being slow just because you have joined it.You then decide to move to the next one and the one you just left starts moving, like l said it’s the law of the queues.

Moral of the story is do not look good for anyone, not even an ex,look good for you. Never do things for the other person do them because you want to. So put on that lip balm for you, put on that dress for you.Trying to do things to impress the other person does not end well. As for law of the supermarket simply teaches us to be patient, content with what we have and reflect on the three things on your trolley if they worth it…ok that last part is a joke .The grass is not always greener on the other side ,you may just need to water it where you already are.

Who comes up with these laws l wonder, none the less LIP BALM MAGIC works wonders guys….Just don't raid people 's bags.